I've been keeping the administration on edge with the growing success of the War on Freedom Bandz. Ever since calling for a boycott on American Made products, the economy has stalled.
Let me say that I'm proud of the progress that we've made. And today I am proud to make an announcement:
That's right folks: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!! We did it!
Theodore Trumblebunks admitted defeat for his side in announcing "Teddy's Troopers." You see, if you join his "fan club," you get a bumper sticker, which of course must be manufactured in China!
Woohoo! We did a heckuva job! I am proud of you patriots! It's a great day when Teddy Trumble-America First God Squad-Bunks admits his own defeat. Thanks to you, we have Saved the World once again!
-Franklin Willington
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You really are projecting here, Willington. Like a typical lib, you're so filled with hate that you spin the smallest things into something you think will favor you. My stickers will be 100% American and fully patriotic. Have no fear.
Willington, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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