Welcome to another edition of Wednesdays with Willington. Let's get right to the email:
Jack X writes
Hey, Frank,
I'm back from the trip to the summit. I must ask--Ken Jennings wrote in his internet blog that Alex Trebek is really a "robot." Do you think this is true--if so, how did scientists build such a perfect Asimov-type robot?
Alex Trebek has long been a role model of mine, ever since I saw him with Sean Connery on his little program. I love how Mr. Trebek knows all of the answers, a lot like me, Franklin Willington. Alex isn’t afraid to tell you when you’re wrong.
The allegation that Mr. Trebek is a robot is preposterous. Just because Trebek has had more women than Wilt Chamberlain is no reason for Jennings to attack him. Perhaps if Mr. Jennings moved out of his mother’s basement he might be able to get a piece of ass, just like that stud Trebek.
Theodore Trumblebunks writes:
Do you think Nick Saban left LSU because he's a commie liberal who couldn't take working and living in an area with real Americans?
Nick Saban is a good friend of mine Mr. Trumblebunks, and I will not stand for your McCarthy-esque attacks on his character. He didn’t have dinner with the President because he realizes that George W. Bush is an enemy of real Americans.
Real Americans aren’t the flag waving, rusty trombone loving fakers named Trumblebunks. Real Americans are the white collar educated elite from California and the North East that should be running this country. Nick Saban left LSU to be closer to real Americans along the east coast.
Thanks for your submissions this week. Keep 'em coming folks
-Franklin Willington
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