Thursday, December 21, 2006

The War on Teddy Continues!

Greetings Friends!
It's been a busy week for me. I expected to post last Sunday, but I decided to take down Trumblebunks instead (again.) He's up to his old tricks with The War on Christmas.

The America First God Squad is up in arms over Happy Holidays and Seasons Greetings. I've got news for you Trumblebumpkins, this is America. Here in America we respect all religions.

As I celebrate Kwanzaa this year, I take time to appreciate the differences of those who choose to follow alternate lifestyles, like Teddy.Teddy is here visiting me for the holidays down in Baton Rouge, and when he's not in his red, white and blue speedo (and no, there's not much of a flag pole apparently) he's been running around seeing who will wish him Merry Christmas.

This is it Trumblebunks. The rest of my warriors are on to you now. No where to run, no where to hide. It's judgement day for Theodore Trumblebunks, and the world now knows he's crazy.

-Franklin Willington

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Sorry for the delay

Greetings friends,

I am horribly sorry for not posting in so long. You must understand that as a career learner, I am at times lost in my studies. Right now, we here at Louisiana State are in the middle of finals. I will be coming back to the blog full time starting on Sunday with a new edition of my Most overrated Presidents Series. Here's a hint, he was white, older than 35, and rich! Keep an eye out for the newly reborn Frank Willington saves the world and remember.....HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Screw you Trumblebunks!

-Franklin Willington