Greetings Friends!
Today’s email revolves mostly around the Lieberman primary.
Jack X writes:
Do you believe Ned Lamont's victory emboldened the terrorists in England?
Jack, nothing could be further from the truth. Ned Lamont is a patriot. Terrorists fear Ned Lamont. They know that if Ned Lamont is elected we will pull out of Iraq and scale back security. That’s exactly what the terrorists don’t want to see. They want a challenge against our heightened state of security. The terrorists love George Bush and Joe Lieberman.
Theodore Trumblebunks writes:
Willington,
How did you and your "partners" celebrate the loss of our democracy last night (i.e., the Lamont win)?
The first thing I did was sit in a leather chair and eat a bowl of Cocoa puffs just to mock Lieberman and Colbert and their ilk. Then I ran naked through the streets waving the Connecticut flag. Sure, my neighbors thought it was weird that I had a Connecticut flag, but I’ve been preparing for VC day for awhile. I don’t know when I’ll come down off of this high Trumblebunks!
Thanks for the submissions friends, stay tuned for more on the current terror situation. Remember to go ahead and send in your emails for next week to franklinwillington@yahoo.com
-Franklin Willington
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2 comments:
how interesting that Connecticut is also the birthplace of George W. Bush.
are you accusing me of being a Bush supporter?
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