Friday, August 04, 2006

Speak Softly and Carry No Stick at All

Greetings Friends,

It's a sad day here in Franklin Willingtonville. I'm afraid we may not have saved America yet at all. In fact, I'd say we've taken a few steps back.

You see, back in 2004 upon Bush's re-election, the question was asked, how can more than 50% of Americans be so studpid? I was dumbfounded. I've never felt that way before, and thought I never would again, then this from CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/08/04/bush.poll/index.html

You see, only 43% of Americans disapprove of the President's handling of the mid-east crisis. 43%?!?!?!!?! Bush has been more concerned with the pig he shared with the German chancellor than he's been with the middle east.

His brilliant policy: block a cease fire. That's right, 43% of Americans approve of the President blocking any attempt at peace. Who knows why? Maybe it's the ultimate Wag the Dog strategy. Instead of creating a war to hide your domestic scandals, you create a proxy war to hide your own war that you screwed up.

How can Americans be so stupid? Oh wait, they elected him in 2000 and 2004.

-Franklin Willington

1 comment:

Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. said...

He won twice. Get over it.