A New Attack

Greetings Friends,

Today I received a grave threat to our nation as a link from a friend http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

It's quite clear what the America First God Squad is doing. They want to get after our children with trendy pajamas! How dare they try to poison our children's minds with talk of how Jesus can protect them from evil?!?!

They made a mistake folks, they put their battle plan on their website for old Frankoin to see it:

"Although we are a new company, our desire is to growinto a well-known Christian Organization whose main goal is to reach as many children as possible by providing the Word of God, offering top quality products and excellent customer service along with offering parents the means and support to help their children grow in the knowledge of Jesus Christ."

I don't want children to know Jesus. Jesus was nothing but a criminal whom the right has vindicated by calling him "savior." Of course they would honor Jesus. He convinced a tax collector to quit his job and follow him. How exactly were they supposed to help the poor without tax money? I guess Jesus believed in trickle-down economic policy.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. That's why I, Franklin Willington am designing Franklin Willington Saves the World Pajamas for kids and adults:

As you can see, the girls pajamas come with pants, while the men will come with Capri's....which are great to sleep in. Keep in mind these are rough designs, we may change the dots on the boy's pajamas to flowers and add some lace later on.

Send in your requests for this new item to franklinwillington@yahoo.com

-Franklin Willington