Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Sympathy for the Devil

Greetings Friends,

You know, I openly admit that I am a godless member of the liberal elite, but even I have a heart. The last few days I have been approached by a friend who asked me why I am often so mean to the likes of George W. Bush and the rest of the America First God Squad?

Am I too harsh? Do I need to open my heart and accept that these are just flawed individuals, or should I continue to bash their skulls into the wall with my message that violence is never an answer.

The answer of course is no, I am not too harsh. I have been easy on Teddy and co. It's time to turn up the heat on those who place individual freedom ahead of the collective good.

George Bush has reached even closer to Nixon levels of popular support. This is fantastic. I want America to remember just how unpopular the America First God Squad is. They may bring you tax cuts but what do they do for us as a society?

That's why I am opening a new front on the War on Freedom Bands simply called the War on Freedom. The America First God Squad has taken the word Freedom and made it dirty. So now we must take Freedom back Warriors!

Down with Freedom!

2 comments:

Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. said...

Willington, it's a shame to see that your hatred of America hasn't subsided in the time you've been away.

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

Magdalene-Sophie said...

today i learnt a quote which goes, "freedom only stretches as far as where my nose begins"
somehow i find it laughable, although true :)