Greetings Friends!
Just a reminder to send your questions to franklinwillington@yahoo.com
-Franklin Willington
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
We've Got Them Running Scared!
Greetings Friends!
It's a great day to be a democrat! Today the Republicans folded up and refused to allow a vote on Attorney General Alberto Gonzales that would have voiced No Confidence in his job performance. They knew that a vote would not have gone their way, and they blinked!
Sure, some would say that they actually showed more strength than the democrats that gave in to the President's demands recently to remove a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq funding, but they couldn't be further from the truth. By giving in to the President, the Democrats showed that they know how to pick their battles, saving their strength for future fights and showing the President that they are willing to copromise. The Republicans just showed their cowardice by not sending the President any message at all.
It's time for the Republicans in congress to wake up and see that America has left them behind. No longer will we let them be Bush's whipping boys, they need to be our yes men!
-Franklin Willington
It's a great day to be a democrat! Today the Republicans folded up and refused to allow a vote on Attorney General Alberto Gonzales that would have voiced No Confidence in his job performance. They knew that a vote would not have gone their way, and they blinked!
Sure, some would say that they actually showed more strength than the democrats that gave in to the President's demands recently to remove a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq funding, but they couldn't be further from the truth. By giving in to the President, the Democrats showed that they know how to pick their battles, saving their strength for future fights and showing the President that they are willing to copromise. The Republicans just showed their cowardice by not sending the President any message at all.
It's time for the Republicans in congress to wake up and see that America has left them behind. No longer will we let them be Bush's whipping boys, they need to be our yes men!
-Franklin Willington
Thursday, June 07, 2007
The War on Academia
Greetings Friends!
As you all know, I consider myself a lifelong student, and as such I am always trying to increase my vast knowledge of the world around us. I was taking a brief class at the local University recently when something that has scarred me permanently occurred.
I was at an off-campus bookstore purchasing some reading materials, when my personal freedom was violated. When I checked out, the cashier placed an American flag in my bag. Can you believe that? How dare she!!!!!!!
First of all, why assume that I'm an American? Just because I live here and have no foreign accent is no reason to jump to conclusions. What if I were Canadian? What honest Canadian would want an American flag forced on them? No one can force me, or any other American or foreigner to take an American flag. I was so outraged that I wanted to burn that flag right there, but I did not.
After calmer heads prevailed I realized that someone probably paid the bookstore to plant that flag in my bag so that I would burn it and thus come under attack once more from the America First God Squad. It was probably Trumblebunks himself. So what did I do? I ran home and I hoisted that flag as high as I could in protest of this travesty and all of our governments policies.
I encourage all of you Willington Warriors protest the War on Academia by finding a flag and making it seen. Show that you disagree with our nations policies by displaying the very flag that those policies have disgraced. We will prevail!
America is no place for patriotism!
-Franklin Willington
As you all know, I consider myself a lifelong student, and as such I am always trying to increase my vast knowledge of the world around us. I was taking a brief class at the local University recently when something that has scarred me permanently occurred.
I was at an off-campus bookstore purchasing some reading materials, when my personal freedom was violated. When I checked out, the cashier placed an American flag in my bag. Can you believe that? How dare she!!!!!!!
First of all, why assume that I'm an American? Just because I live here and have no foreign accent is no reason to jump to conclusions. What if I were Canadian? What honest Canadian would want an American flag forced on them? No one can force me, or any other American or foreigner to take an American flag. I was so outraged that I wanted to burn that flag right there, but I did not.
After calmer heads prevailed I realized that someone probably paid the bookstore to plant that flag in my bag so that I would burn it and thus come under attack once more from the America First God Squad. It was probably Trumblebunks himself. So what did I do? I ran home and I hoisted that flag as high as I could in protest of this travesty and all of our governments policies.
I encourage all of you Willington Warriors protest the War on Academia by finding a flag and making it seen. Show that you disagree with our nations policies by displaying the very flag that those policies have disgraced. We will prevail!
America is no place for patriotism!
-Franklin Willington
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Wednesday with Willington
Greetings Friends!
Well, I know it's been a while, but here is the latest and I feel greatest edition of Wednesday with Willington!
Who do you think would make the best president in 2008, and who do you think would make the worst? Be specific and explain your reasons.
-Jack X
The best President in 2008 would obviously be Jesse Jackson. America needs someone that can heal the great divide that George Bush has brought to our nation. No one has the ability to bring us together like Rev. Jackson. He would clearly be able to bring about peace in Iraq and make a deal with Iran. Not to mention, he cares about black people.
The worst choice in 2008 is obviously the Republican party! It really doesn't matter who they nominate. They have nothing but a bunch of America First God Squad-ers on their ballot. What has George Bush done for this country? What party is he in? If you answered Republican, then you answered your own question.
Next Question,
Willington,
Since you've been gone so long, in the meantime, have you forgotten 9/11?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Teddy I forgot about 9/11 on 9/12. Have you forgotten 8/29? Because it sure seems like you have.
Thanks for the questions! Stay tuned for more!
-Franklin Willington
Well, I know it's been a while, but here is the latest and I feel greatest edition of Wednesday with Willington!
Who do you think would make the best president in 2008, and who do you think would make the worst? Be specific and explain your reasons.
-Jack X
The best President in 2008 would obviously be Jesse Jackson. America needs someone that can heal the great divide that George Bush has brought to our nation. No one has the ability to bring us together like Rev. Jackson. He would clearly be able to bring about peace in Iraq and make a deal with Iran. Not to mention, he cares about black people.
The worst choice in 2008 is obviously the Republican party! It really doesn't matter who they nominate. They have nothing but a bunch of America First God Squad-ers on their ballot. What has George Bush done for this country? What party is he in? If you answered Republican, then you answered your own question.
Next Question,
Willington,
Since you've been gone so long, in the meantime, have you forgotten 9/11?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Teddy I forgot about 9/11 on 9/12. Have you forgotten 8/29? Because it sure seems like you have.
Thanks for the questions! Stay tuned for more!
-Franklin Willington
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
No Longer We Stand Silent
Greetings Friends!
I apologize once again for the long delay, but back in January, I signed a contract that forced me to take a vow of silence until world peace was achieved. Unfortunately I forgot to let you, my readers know that I was taking this vow before I signed the contract.
I have been looking for a way to communicate with you, Willington's Warriors, for months now, without hope. Just the other day, however I discovered that this contract was written not by my fellow liberals, but by none other than my arch rival Teddy Trumbles. You got me this time Teddy!!!! But never again!
I am relaunching starting tomorrow with a new edition of Wednesdays with Willington! Send your emails to franklinwillington@yahoo.com
-Franklin Willington
I apologize once again for the long delay, but back in January, I signed a contract that forced me to take a vow of silence until world peace was achieved. Unfortunately I forgot to let you, my readers know that I was taking this vow before I signed the contract.
I have been looking for a way to communicate with you, Willington's Warriors, for months now, without hope. Just the other day, however I discovered that this contract was written not by my fellow liberals, but by none other than my arch rival Teddy Trumbles. You got me this time Teddy!!!! But never again!
I am relaunching starting tomorrow with a new edition of Wednesdays with Willington! Send your emails to franklinwillington@yahoo.com
-Franklin Willington
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Sympathy for the Devil
Greetings Friends,
You know, I openly admit that I am a godless member of the liberal elite, but even I have a heart. The last few days I have been approached by a friend who asked me why I am often so mean to the likes of George W. Bush and the rest of the America First God Squad?
Am I too harsh? Do I need to open my heart and accept that these are just flawed individuals, or should I continue to bash their skulls into the wall with my message that violence is never an answer.
The answer of course is no, I am not too harsh. I have been easy on Teddy and co. It's time to turn up the heat on those who place individual freedom ahead of the collective good.
George Bush has reached even closer to Nixon levels of popular support. This is fantastic. I want America to remember just how unpopular the America First God Squad is. They may bring you tax cuts but what do they do for us as a society?
That's why I am opening a new front on the War on Freedom Bands simply called the War on Freedom. The America First God Squad has taken the word Freedom and made it dirty. So now we must take Freedom back Warriors!
Down with Freedom!
You know, I openly admit that I am a godless member of the liberal elite, but even I have a heart. The last few days I have been approached by a friend who asked me why I am often so mean to the likes of George W. Bush and the rest of the America First God Squad?
Am I too harsh? Do I need to open my heart and accept that these are just flawed individuals, or should I continue to bash their skulls into the wall with my message that violence is never an answer.
The answer of course is no, I am not too harsh. I have been easy on Teddy and co. It's time to turn up the heat on those who place individual freedom ahead of the collective good.
George Bush has reached even closer to Nixon levels of popular support. This is fantastic. I want America to remember just how unpopular the America First God Squad is. They may bring you tax cuts but what do they do for us as a society?
That's why I am opening a new front on the War on Freedom Bands simply called the War on Freedom. The America First God Squad has taken the word Freedom and made it dirty. So now we must take Freedom back Warriors!
Down with Freedom!
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