The final Countdown

Greetings friends!

I greatly apologize from my absence from the blog. I know you were all lost without me. So let me bring you up on the news.

Republicans have continued to destroy our Constitution and attack Democrats as being unamerican. George Bush has been flip flopping like a real expert lately, and now Democrats are going to win both houses of Congress!

Victory is inevitable friends! I don't know how old Trumblebumpkins feels over there, but the tide is clearly turning. What's brought this about? I have to say that all of you, the Willington Warriors have been doing your job. You took the Word of Franklin Willington and brought it to the masses. I have to say thank you.

Over the next two weeks the America First God Squad will try to portray the Democrats as immoral, political hacks that would do anything to destroy America. They will say that the terrorists want Democrats to win because they know that we are soft on security. That couldn't be closer to the truth. Of course the terrorists want democrats to win. And so do Americans. Finally something we can all agree on.

So now I take this time to call on Teddy Trumblebunks to concede the midterm elections. Just like 2004, a Democratic victory is clear. Teddy, I want to save you the pain of waiting for election night. Just come out and congratulate the Franklin Willington Saves the World audience for their midterm 2006 elections

-Franklin Willington